The “I’m such an important little princess” Syndrome


What is the most complicated romantic relationship you’ve had?



Apologies for being anonymous, but name reveals will hurt people.

Yeah. Because you’re sooooo famous.

You, and all your lovers.


I’m the typical beautiful and smart girl

Typical isn’t beautiful. Beautiful isn’t typical.

Elena Radionova is beautiful. She’s as atypical as they come.

Our story’s princess is your average looking woman who has an over-inflated ego thanks to scrotal media.

who often choose the wrong guy to fall in love to.

Wrong feels soooo right.

By the way if you’re still young and tight
get fucked one day by QDA you might…

While i wont say all of my exes are jerks, but 60% of the time, that’s the case.

So she has at least five exes. Maybe more, but no less than five.

Nice going, ya big slut.

I met Y a few months fresh after a break up.

Women never, EVER give up on men. They give up on hapless betas trying to woo them by upvoting their slutty stories and liking their ugly mugshots on facecrook.

The minute the (wrong) right man shows up, pussies glisten.

I was hung up over my ex and was not in a good shape.

Not in a good shape physically as well as emotionally.

Y took liking towards me instantly.

Y doesn’t really have attractive sexual options, but he knows how to spot a dumb slut for fun and profits.

He’s a soft spoken guy, with calm eyes and mild temper and about 8 years older than me.

Older men, pay heed. Young and dumb is how you’ll like’em. Juicier the gazelle, easier the catch. Not saying this one was juicy. But 8 years younger might get you a lot of stares from other attractive ones.

When he made love, he do it beautifully. He never rushes me anywhere, wait for me to come to my own decisions and genuinely care about how I felt.

Y is your typical beta.

I learn to love myself back under his guidance.

He made her forget what a nasty slut she’d been in the past… by not mentioning it.

BTW, good game advice. Don’t remind a slut what a nasty whore she’s been and she’ll forget it. At least as long as you can continue to bang her and extract meaningful sex from her.

The only downside is he made it clear that he doesnt want to marry.

Like I said… use a slut for fun and profits.

For a lot of girls this will be a major deal-breaker, but surprisingly I appreciate it.

It’s not as though streets were strewn with bodies of men waiting for my hand in marriage.

At first there were times I tried to make him change his mind, but in the end I accepted his honesty.

At first she tried to get what she wanted, but then the “smrrt” beautiful woman couldn’t… and she’d already given up whatever she had brought to the table, so taking whatever he was willing to offer was the only option she had.

Our relationship grew stronger, we were inseparable and got closer to each other.

Options = Instability.

But both these specimens had little to no other options. Plus la vie en rose ensued.

He’s always telling me that love shouldn’t be one sided, it should be a two ways lane.

You should spend on our dates too. Equality, wink wink.

Love is not about control, it’s more of a compromise.

I’ll retain control, you make compromises.

Love is supposed to make you feel pain (or other words, reality) not just butterflies in your stomach.

I’ll dump your slutty ass sooner or later. For a hotter, tighter,  50 pounds lighter chick.

I tend to get panic attacks when I’m anxious but with Y, my panic attacks almost didnt exist.

Deep down every slut gets these panic attacks. But not when she thinks she’s found a reasonable relationship.

When we argue we are able to talk like two civilized persons.

Don’t argue with a chick. Mocking and a quick wit go a much longer way.

I was never made to feel scared that I will be punch or kick. Y made it a point to have some physical distance from me so I’m able to voice out my argument without feeling intimidated.

Talk about standards.

And here I was… believing all along… one shouldn’t hit people simply because you disagree wth them or have an argument.

Nice ex-traps, honey trap.

Sadly the relationship ran out of its’ course.

Ran out of steam. She got fatter, and he lost his boners.

One day while watching TV together, I wonder if there’s something more for me out there.

She started wondering if there’s a harder cock out there for her.

She started wondering long before she enunciated it on that couch watching TV together like couch potatoes.

Y echoed the same sentiment, knowing that I deserve a man who wants to settle down eventually.

She deserves a man who wants to settle down with her?

If you were here, you’d be witnessing the business end of a laughter fit.

He knew he’d dump her, fucked her for a while, grew bored, got out, and gave her a platitude.

We held each other tightly, chest to chest, and in that instant I know nobody can replace him no matter what.

More like breast to man-boob.

He has released me from the prison I built for myself.

And now, go conquer all the cocks you can find. Nigger cocks, that is.

He cared for me in the way nobody ever does.

Which explains why he dumped your fat ass.

He teaches me physical affection is not to be scared of.

With that, I’m with him.

We broke up after 2 years and a half.

The dude must have had seriously low SMV.

Y is the first ex I didnt harbor any resentment towards.

Because sexual excitement had worn out long before you losers let go of that token relationship you had going.

He’s that ex that I go look for when I have news to tell and things to share.

Best friend alert.

I’m finally able to move on from my messy past thanks to Y’s help. Unfortunately the next guy after Y took granted of this new found confidence so I dumped him as fast as I can.

Nah. The new one was smarter. He saw he’d gotten on a sinking ship, and jumped as soon as he could.

To Y, life was the most precious thing you’ve ever gifted to me.

Now go eat pray love. Lotsa cockas for you.

Speaking of Good Life

What are the small things you can do to have a good life?

Quora’s Designated Asshole responds:

Good question.


Always face the truth.

Truth is likely to be ugly, painful, hurtful or politically incorrect. And yet, it does set you free.

Truth has power of its own. It doesn’t need to be backed up by large and violent mobs of enchanted zombies. It doesn’t care about being protested.

Truth simply exists, and out-exists everyone.

It’ll guide your life, and dole out the consequences whether you accept it or not.

So always face the truth, accept it, and live with it.

Ignorance may be blissful, but it won’t ever let you achieve greatness.


Indian Lesbians

Are there any Indian lesbians?

Quora’s Designated Asshole says:

Every girl is bisexual.

And lesbians are ugly dykes who can’t get attractive men they in their incomprehensible delusion believe they deserve… so settle for other ugly dykes like themselves.

Given that a vast majority (99%+) of Indian women’s faces are uglier than my ass straight after a diarrhea dump… I’d say you’ll find a huge number of lesbians in India.

BTW… I take dumps more beautiful than Indian women. Just saying. 😉


Lost her virginity. Now feels she’s worth less. Wants to change how she feels.



Since having sex for the first time, I feel like I’ve lost something important and I’m worth less than I was before. How can I change how I feel?

My parents always told me that by being a virgin, I was considered “pure” and that my future husband would prefer it. At 23, I lost my virginity to my first serious boyfriend (we were together for 3 years). Ever since then, I feel like I’ve lost something important… How can I get past this?

Quora’s Designated Asshole says:

Alright pumpkin, listen up…

Your parents are know-nothing idiots.

Well, at least that seems to be the consensus over at Quora… if not in so many words.

The well-edumacated liberals will have you believe pre-marital sex is totally awesome. That you did nothing wrong. That you lost nothing. That your parents have an outdated point of view. That any man who seeks out a virgin is probably a desperate loser.

Well, these are the same educated liberals who thought Trump had a 2% chance of winning the general election. <heh>

And as always, they’re totally wrong.

So let me lay some truth on you, sweetheart…

  1. Men who have choices don’t make compromises

It’s the losers of the world… not unlike a vast majority of human specimens on Quora… the dregs, the nerds, the autistic fucks… who happen to have no choice among women… who’ll accept your past, ahem, indiscretions.

The more attractive a man, the more sexual options he has.

And basic economics can tell you that people with most options make least amounts of sacrifices.

Between you and an 18-year old virgin, there is no competition. She outclasses you even if she looks slightly worse.

So Mommy and Daddy were right… you’re now a second tier chick for a man with options.

You already feel it deep down. Yet, you’re looking for random strangers on the internet to abdicate you.

2. The odds of you getting divorced are now up all the way to 50%

Look it up yourself.

Girls who are virgins at the time of their marriages are least likely to get divorced.

Taking just one dick up your pussy increases the odds of you getting divorced immensely.

I cannot be bothered to lookup the stats for you but it shouldn’t be hard. You are a strong, independent, educated liberal woman afterall. Not that you won’t disregard those stats simply because they don’t feel good. 😀

3. Women love men who’re pre-selected by other women. Men are disgusted by the cocks you take up your chutes.

It’s biology.

You can’t change how you feel.

Sure, IF you get married, your loser husband will suppress his visceral disgust for your slutty past. But the disgust will remain… right there in his belly… simmering just underneath the surface… and sooner or later it will rear its ugly head.


You fucked up, you dumb slut.

-Quora’s Designated Asshole

Moments Of Alpha

Sometimes words just don’t cut it. You gotta use force.

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“Moments of Alpha” is a new series at Chateau Heartiste. Each post will feature a captured moment in time when a man exhibited unmistakable alpha male behavior that is a turn-on for women. The moments of alpha will run the entire spectrum of sexy masculinity, from the extreme that shocks to the subtle that seduces.

The purpose of Moments of Alpha is to reveal, through repeated exposure, the mysterious oscillations of the alpha male’s subconscious, and to ingest through this syncopation of illumination a mental template that can be incorporated into one’s own subconscious, so that the behavioral profile of men who do well with women will osmotically transfer to the attentive reader.

It is NOT a bullet point list of alpha male tactics to mimic. I can already hear some whiny feeb littering the comments. “But I tried this moment of alpha and the girl didn’t open her legs…

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Should I Marry Him?

Should a 28-year-old average-looking Indian female marry a friend who she doesn’t have feelings for but who loves her?

Should I marry my friend whom I don’t have feelings for but who loves me after 3 years? My brain says I can’t get a better match, but my heart doesn’t have the same feelings. I’ve faced 2 rejections already. Considering I am 28, and an average-looking Indian female in a typical society with worried parents.


A resounding YES.

Listen. He’s not attractive. If he were, he’d not be so fucking invested in you. He doesn’t have other options. And he’s in no way, shape, or form sexy.


Neither are you.

You see, if you were average at 21, you are almost INVISIBLE now. In five years, you’ll be sexually a disappearing act. You should have cashed in your chips much earlier. 

But know this… the value of your chips is falling rapidly. The wall is approaching.

Let this beta herb marry you… and write answers on Quora (and his other beta hangouts) about how his true love was “destined” to come to fruition.

This is the best you can get. You know it.

Don’t let the tingles of your disobedient pussy rule you. So far they’ve only lead you astray. What makes you think they’ll place you in the loving arms of an attractive man forever?

Your Dad, though you don’t really like him, has it right. You NEED to get married now. Or prepare for an eternity of loneliness and spinsterhood. And participation in feminist “movements”, slut prides, gay prides and anti-fay-shaming movements. And cats.

Some of your attractive classmates already have 4 year olds of their own by now, don’t they?

Marry him.

-Quora’s Designated Asshole

What should a girl do if her boyfriend doesn’t want to marry her even after an eight year long relationship?

Not that he is cheating on her or that he wants to marry someone else. Its just that he is against being married.


Why would he?

In the 8 years that have passed, your sexual market value has faded. Or has at least begun fading. You have gone from being a beautiful, fertile young girl to a woman close to hitting her wall if she already hasn’t.

On the other hand, his value has most likely increased. He most probably looks better, earns more, has more confidence and a higher status.

If he could do the 8 year younger you when his value was lower… without having to commit… what’s his incentive to commit his superior goods now for your (now) inferior (and deteriorating) goods.

Understandably you want marriage and kids… but you should’ve thought about that before jumping into a long sexual relationship.

Those tingles… 😀

-Quora’s Designated Asshole

I’m the second best. Mommy!!!!

My girlfriend is still friends with her ex, with whom she had quite an intimate relationship, emotionally as well as physically. How do I cope with this?

I fear that she still loves him somewhere down in her heart and I may end up being the second best person in her life, which obviously no one likes. She deliberately hides that she receives his calls, labelling them as regular conversations. Only when I ask her, she let me know. He is married now, but he shares his marriage and family issues with her. And she goes to length to console him. Their calls last for around 20-25 mins, sometimes more than that. Of course he is married and she can’t marry him. But I guess, as I stated earlier, I will stay as her second most-liked person. Sadly.
Dear Second Best
I have trouble with the idea that you think you are the second best. In reality, you’re not. You’re just the best she can do right now. If someone better were to come along, and become a real option… you’d be tossed aside as casually as a used condom. Or maybe not… some of us have to take care of our used condoms ourselves for girls will go to seriously great lengths to be impregnated with our seed… with or without permission.
Let’s look at facts objectively:
  1. She has been physically and emotionally intimate with a man.
  2. He broke up with her. (I presume.) Then he married another beautiful girl.
  3. Now she’s not as intimate with you as she was with him.
  4. And she keeps in touch.
  5. And she does her best to hide this chain of communication from you
Here’s what really happened.
She never got over that dude. She’s still just an hour of privacy away from jumping right into his lap, and gobbling up his cock like there’s no tomorrow.
She ran her internal mental calculator subconsciously and found him to be a man… and you to be a chump. I am pretty sure her evaluation is spot on. Why? I’ll get to it in a minute.
But first, a quick discourse on hypergamy.
Women don’t care about the relatively betters… they just care about the best. In her life, she’s sampled a man who took from her all that she had, and then tossed her apart to give his commitment, resources and finances to another girl, presumably hotter, younger, tighter, and less bitchier than her.
You, on the other hand… are a chump. She’s not attracted to you. Sure she likes you and all… but you are not the rule breaker she secretly craves. You are not the man who does what he pleases. You are not the man who has enough sexual options to drop her at the drop of a hat. And she knows it. And she secretly, maybe only subconsciously, resents you for it.
No… you don’t compare to the ex at all. He chucked her even though she was head-over-heels in love with him, and still is. You are happy being the second best. He had all his fun, and gave nothing in return. You pledge all that you have for her used goods despite knowing that her heart belongs with another…
You are a desperate buyer in the sexual marketplace. You feel it, and she feels it.
You are not so sure that if you dump her, you can go out and get a hotter, tighter, younger, more loyal, less bitchy new girlfriend within days. In fact, you won’t dump her. You actually fear that she might dump you.
In I were in your place (I have never been, but just for the sake of the argument, if I were) I’d fuck her silly, and do absolutely nothing to please her at all. I’d derive a lot of sexual pleasure from her. I’d fuck her in all three of her holes, but at the same time… keep my investment (emotional, financial or chronological) to a bare minimum.
No dates, no dinners, no movies. Those things are reserved for loyal girlfriends. Not Alpha widows.
I’d only see her for fucking her. She’d basically be a booty call. No pillow talk.
And then… when she finally came to her senses, and realized who she was dealing with… I’d dump her. What else is whatsapp good for? I mean why would I waste a penny texting her, right?
And then drop all contact. And savour the inflicted pain, as I showed her desperate texts to my real girlfriend… or just my buddies on a night out while we all had vodka shots and made fun of exes. Or maybe I’d show those texts to new girls I’d be picking up, and making fun of exes with.
Maybe I’d fuck her again out of pity if no other girl was around some night.
But you sure as fuck won’t do any of that. Because
1. You can’t. You don’t have other sexual options, and you don’t have balls to create other options for yourself.
2. See 1. above.
-Quora’s Designated Asshole