Guys: What would you do, if your girlfriend says that her ex is also her best friend?
Here’s what Quora’s Designated Asshole would do if he ever found himself referring to a slut of such magnificent proportions as his girlfriend, which will never really happen because QDA’s BS detecting radar is sharp and his instincts to pump and dump sluts are ever-so-ready…
1. Continue hammering the fuck out of her as long as I can without spending a dime buying her drinks, food, coffee, gifts or anything. And without spending a minute with her unless sexual activity is going on.
2. Find a replacement (or two) behind her back, and start fucking her.
3. Tell the new girl that it’s over with the old girl, but that I’d like to continue fucking her for some time to exact revenge. I’d do it only if she pries, and if and only if she has already taken a special place in my life. If she’s just someone I’m
fucking dating, I wouldn’t ever tell her either.
4. Encourage the slut to meet, talk to, and even
fuck enjoy a night out with her ex… to her utter frustration.
5. Meet her ex (and if he has one his current girlfriend) and ask them … “Why did you guys break up. You are so good together. Any onlooker would tell you that you belong together.”
6. Dump the slut at will.
BONUS points: Fuck the slut’s sister, best friend, best friend forever, her brother’s girlfriend, her ex’s current girlfriend, or basically anyone in her social circle. In fact, fuck every attractive girl she knows.
-Quora’s Designated Asshole